Churro Waffles With Googly Eyes!
this is the best thing in the entire world
she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts
she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention.
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.
Ease up there, Satan.
Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER
Tumblr has always gave the best advice
- cup your hands around them protectively
- lift them from the ground
- gently kiss their fuzzy heads
- say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
- peep peep
I’m not saying Tony Abbott is a sexist, ableist, homophobic, white supremacist climate denier with little regard for the poor, powerless and vulnerable. But if I was a sexist, ableist, homophobic, white supremacist climate denier with little regard for the poor, powerless and vulnerable, I’d be pretty happy with the decisions he’s making.
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”